Aries: You fell out of the back of a the box car and landed in a dying briar patch. They found nourishment in your skin, you cant feel the thorns anymore.
Taurus: Stolen by a rival monarch and raised as their own child. Not for any political reasons, the queen just wanted more babies.
Gemini: Traded to a band of romani for a sandwich. They realized whoever was trading you for a sandwich was probably an asshole and they should take better care of you.
Cancer: Raised by birds after your parents were eaten by said birds.
Leo: Lost in the mountains after a thunderstorm. Your eyes became accustomed to the dark, teeth honed for the warm things.
Virgo: You were lied to. You were told you were completely human.
Libra: A plot of jealousy lead to your poisoning, however it had no effect and actually made you a little stronger. Your parents just rolled with it.
Scorpio: One of those river babies. You know, like when you just find a kid in a river.
Ophiuchus: You just appeared in the hospital. Manifested out of thin hair.
Sagittarius: An experiment in testing the limits of long-distance ballistic insemination.
Capricorn: You are the true heir to the throne of Ghengis Kahn.
Aquarius: Raised by wolves. Eventually there was a custody battle so you spent winters with your human parents and summers with your wolf parents.
Pisces: Your mom is actually the moon. How’d you get down here you knucklehead? Get back up to the moon.
