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The Signs and Knights

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Aries: Knights in ornate silver armor with masks like a beak. Their unusual curved glaives resemble an outstretched cranes wing. Each piece of the maille, sharpened to a razor edge.

Taurus: Knights that run on all fours, a pair of axes strapped to their backs. They wear only hides, relying on speed and ferocity to keep them safe.

Gemini: The holy knights of a vast arid empire swathed in silks and scales. Heavy curved greatswords inscribed with the words of the prophet act as weapon and canticle alike. 

Cancer: The knights just below the surface of the mire. Wicker masks and wooden pikes waiting in ambush.

Leo: Knights frozen in place, like gargoyles still watching over the battlements where they stood guard for thousands of years, armor frosted white by the arctic wind.

Virgo: The royal guard ritually buried with their queen. Mummified flesh and tarnished bronze armor patrolling the endless halls of the great necropolis.

Libra: The banner-bearers of a great nomadic army. Their backs adorned with torches and horsetails, wicked barbed arrowheads rest on their shoulders, one for every rider struck down.

Scorpio: The knights bedecked in crows feathers. Rarely engaging in combat themselves, they use their long hooked spears to snag the corpses of the fallen and spirit them away.

Ophiuchus: The last of a now unrecognizable order of knights. A great axe warped by unnatural fire. All too familiar eyes.

Sagittarius: The royal guards that have protected the family for generations. Fine steel interworked with lace and taffeta. Weapons fashioned to look like sewing implements. 

Capricorn: The only of the pirates to return, whispers of voices in the deep. Shedding all man-made clothing, clutching only a dagger made of whale bone.

Aquarius: The legion that was melted down in the great furnaces, their weapons and armor reforged into something unspeakable.

Pisces: Knights that scaled the walls of the great cities. Leaping over the heads of the spearmen. Steel balls and leather slings viciously denting armor. 

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help a closeted trans woman transition

i swear i can’t do this anymore. i can’t keep listening to my coworkers and roommates constantly misgendering me and calling me by my deadname. i’m pretty sure i’m going to lose my job if i transition and my roommates constantly make transphobic and homophobic jokes in front of me, but my dysphoria makes me want to literally kill my self every single day and i can’t take it anymore. i have to transition but it’s going to be so hard. i so desperately need gender affirming clothes, money for hrt and doctors visits, and other things to ensure my safety during my transition. i only make minimum wage so i really have money for none of that but it’s going to kill me if i have to stay in the closet much longer. i just need to transition, it’s my only option. 

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venmo: @ trishapastas

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actually it’s more convenient to send through venmo. my paypal is messed up right now, so im figuring that out 

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